Torre Press Conference Sets New Mark

In rare 5th Degree Burn baseball news, Joe Torre, New York Yankees soon-to-be ex-manager, set a new much heralded record in his press conference before Game 3 Sunday at Yankee Stadium. In a local Bronx barbershop Jose Pena allegedly exclaimed, "Damn, look at that 7-head!" This comment broke Pena's former mark of 6-head set in a viewing of the 3rd cycle of America's Next Top Model at the barbershop. The former record holder Tyra Banks was not available for comment; however, a message on her blog claim that she was "honored to of held the record" and added "I'm happy for Joe." How gracious of Tyra. 5th Degree Burn interviewed Pena who said, "Have you seen that forehead? It's almost at 8-head level. He's also on the verge of taking Adrien Brody's nose mark." Torre release the following message, "It's a sad day as one of my last as a Yankee. This record really lessens the pain. I can't wait to move on in my career in baseball and in enormous facial features. Adrien Brody is definitely in my sight."