11.9.07

Decoration Company Strikes Deal With Jets


Riding the recent media buzz around Jets fans booing QB Chad Pennington, Halloween decoration company Yuyao Jason Christmas Decoration Co., Ltd. announced Monday that they have teamed up with the NFL franchise to release a limited edition ghost decoration. The Jets starting QB Pennington went down in Sunday's game at Giants Stadium against the Patriots after having his ankle rolled as he was being sacked by Jarvis Green. Pennington hobbled off the field in pain, in order for his team to not have to waste an injury timeout. This heroic move left second year player Kellen Clemens to finish the drive. Jets fans cheered as the much revered Clemens came on to the field and repeatedly booed starter Pennington throughout the game. A spokesperson for Yuyao Jason Christmas Decoration Co., Ltd. released the following statement: "We do not condone fans cheering their players to get injured; however, we could not pass on the great marketing opportunity they gave our company. We are happy to be affiliated with the Jets." 5th Degree Burn reached Pennington after his MRI on Monday for comments about the announcement. Pennington said, "Yuyao Jason Christmas Decoration Co., Ltd.? Don't they only make Christmas decorations? At any rate, we won't have that hanging in front of the Pennington household come October 31st."

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