Milton Bradley, the board game company, has announced plans to release a new board game inspired by the frequent blow-ups in Major League Baseball and several minor leaguers and managers. When approached by 5th Degree Burn, Milton Bradley would not comment on the content of the game but offered the following statement, "With yesterday's blow-up by Milton Bradley and the recent record by for ejections by Bobby Cox, we feel that the time is right for us to announce this game which is still in development." The incident Milton Bradley commented on happened yesterday in San Diego. Padres outfielder and hot head Milton Bradley was unhappy with the first-base umpire and decided to let him know. While being held back by a coach Bradley slipped and tore his ACL. He will be out for the rest of the season for the Padres who are in the heat of a playoff race. 5th Degree Burn has obtained a private company document in which it states that the game will be called "Loose Canon: Getting Throw Out in More Ways Than One" and will consist of players being faced with certain bad calls and having to escalate the situation to be ejected for hitting certain "hot" topics. When asked to comment on the game Milton Bradley, the player, simply replied, "F*ck you."
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