Sunday afternoon, Buffalo Bills quarterback J.P. Losman went down with what looked to be a season-ending knee injury. After an MRI on Monday, tests revealed it was merely a sprained knee and that Losman will only miss a couple games. Upon hearing the good news Losman allegedly has legally changed his name from Losman to Winman. "I'm really not proud of the losing culture here in Buffalo. I feel this has been brought on mainly by me and my last name. With the upswing of the good news on my injury, I feel it is time to turn the page in my career and the legacy of the Buffalo Bills," read Winman from a statement he prepared on Tuesday morning. 5th Degree Burn surveyed the Bills locker room with the question, "What made Losman change his name?" 95% of the players answered that "He went to jail and converted to Islam." When asked to comment on the effect his will have on his team, Head Coach Dick Jauron said, "I don't think it really means anything. It just sounds like he's a Jew now."
3 comments:
I'm the best player on the team
its not even close rookie. i am.
yall niggas are crazy, smoke it
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