24.9.07

David Carr Strikes Again


David Carr stalks us. We received a copy of this letter at our Madison, Salt Lake City, and Mexico City offices:

"Dear 5th Degree Burn,
What the hell? You left me off the poll again. I have a huge 'thing'. You need to show me more respect. You saw how I came in the end of the game against Atlanta and won it for us. I was in there only a couple plays but that was me that handed it off for the game winning play. Me and DeShawn have great hand off chemistry and I really need the gloves to keep a good grip on it. These gloves are the best thing that have happened to me in years. Looks like I might start next week. Chalk up a win for the good guys. You better not leave me off the poll next week or I'll come after you. Bridezillas is on, I gotta go I love that show.
Carolina Comeback King,
David Carr"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

let me handle the gloves fag

Anonymous said...

As you can see the glove does not fit